A neat little tool to help you stay on track.

An online stopwatch that can count up or down. <----link.

The Governor came, and a good time was had by all.

 

A happy camper

Two atoms bump into each other and fall over in a busy street.

"Hey, sorry about that. Are you alright?"

"No, I think I lost an electron..."

"Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."

So a neutron walks into a bar.

"How much for a beer?" He asks the bartender.

"For you? No charge." 

The bartender says, "We don't serve tachyons in here." 

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Skin Stem Cell Burn Repair

See, ya take your Wagnor Power Sprayer.......